Funny Retirement Card – Large Card for Coworker | Big Retirement Card to Sign as a Group
Funny Retirement Card – Large Card for Coworker | Big Retirement Card to Sign as a Group
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Delivery Details
Processing & Printing
Our greeting cards are usually printed and posted within 1 - 2 days of ordering (excludes weekends and Public holidays).
Standard Delivery - Royal Mail 2nd Class
Delivered within 2 - 5 days (excludes weekends and Public holidays).
International Delivery - Standard International Untracked
Europe: Sorry we're unable to ship to Europe and NI due to new GPSR rules.
Rest Of The World: Delivered within 7 - 15 days (excludes weekends and Public holidays).
Returns
We accept returns in a new unused condition up to 30 days after you receive your order. Contact us to start the refund process.
Buyers are responsible for paying return shipping. We're unable to accept returns on personalised items. You can read our full returns policy here.
Disclaimer
Delivery times are estimated by Royal Mail and may vary during peak periods, such as Valentine's Day, Mother's Day, Father's Day, and Christmas. We recommend ordering early to avoid disappointment. Please note that Royal Mail does not consider a letter lost until after 10 working days for UK deliveries and 15 working days for international deliveries.
Please be aware that buyers are responsible for any customs duties or import taxes that may apply to their orders. We cannot be held liable for any delays caused by customs processes. Kindly consider this information when placing international orders.
Card Details
Our greeting cards are professionally printed* to order in Great Britain using water-based, vegan-friendly inks for a bright and glossy finish.
Each card is completely blank inside, giving you plenty of space to handwrite your own special message.
Your greeting card comes with a plain white envelope, ready for you to seal and either hand-deliver or post to the lucky recipient.
Made from sustainably sourced, FSC-certified high-quality cardstock, all our greeting cards are fully recyclable.
*To ensure exceptional quality, we work with a professional printing company. This guarantees vibrant, shop-quality prints that wouldn't be possible with home printing.
Dimensions
5 x 7 Card Size
5 x 7inch | 13 x 18.3cm | 130 x 183mm
A5 Card Size
5.83 x 8.27inch | 14.8 x 21cm | 148 x 210mm
Measurements are once the card is folded in half, and are only approximates as they may vary slightly due to trimming and folding.
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Funny Retirement Card
Looking for the perfect large retirement card to celebrate a co-worker's big day? This funny retirement card features a cheerful turtle lounging in an armchair, enjoying a well-earned break. With the playful pun, "Relax, Unwind and Take It Slow… It's Time to Shell-ebrate!", this big retirement card is perfect for bringing smiles and laughter.
Designed as a card to sign as a group at work, this A5 sized card provides plenty of space for heartfelt messages from the whole team. Whether you're saying farewell to a boss, friend, or colleague, this unique and humorous retirement card is a great way to send your best wishes. Celebrate their next chapter in style!
This card is also available in a smaller size if you prefer a more compact 7x5" card.
